Fresh from the factory outlet stores
They come, preying on every poor
Sucker convinced by a clever display,
An upgraded model, some shiny paint.
Made from the newest designs
Short run, so hard to find
Every pick is one-of-a-kind
Well, not quite. But the price is right.
It seems like it’s too easy
I can buy me
A whole new body
But I hear they’re selling out fast
Better hit the racks
For that spending spree
That proves I’m a lady
She’s an invention
With a missing dimension
You are a buyer
Where did you find her
And how do you wind her up?
So take care that you don’t crash
Into her eyes of glass
Soon you’ll be spending all day
Putting her hair in braids
For the next parade
It seems like it’s too easy
I can buy me
A whole new body
But I hear they’re selling out fast
Better get the cash
For that manic spree
That proves I’m a lady
Oh what a doll, what a pose-able figure
Oh but that’s all, no opposable wit there
How can you sit for hours and play
With some plastic mold princess and call it something great?
I can play make believe too
Get me some crazy glue
And a fresh coat of midnight blue
I’ll cover the old tattoos
And make myself all brand new